It appears that I haven't been carrying out my due diligence. I mean, obviously I've been eating nachos. Plenty of them in fact! However, my reporting has been sub-par. So, lets try something a little different. Nacho Haikus!
That's a thing, right?
That's a thing, right?
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| Pick your poison. |
9763 Roosevelt Boulevard
Philadelphia, PA 19114
(215) 856-7611
Barbeque Nachos
Ingredients: House-smoked cheddar cheese, Wilbur Beans, Famous Chili, jalapenos, Rich & Sassy and choice of Texas Brisket, Georgia Chopped Pork and Barbeque Pulled Chicken
Price: Small - $7.99 / Large - $11.99
Ribs, brisket, corn bread
Staples of southern food, but...
I enjoy nachos
Never eat nachos
Before I take a picture.
Divorce is looming.
- Presentation: 8
- Assembly: 7
- Uniqueness: 6
- Value: 8
- Taste: 7
- Overall: 7.2
Game of Thrones Premiere Party
Location: My new house
GoT Premiere Nachos
Ingredients: ground beef, cheese, tomatoes, and Tostitos Cantina Thin & Crispy Chips
Price: Your favorite character's head.
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| The Aluminum Throne |
The Seven Kingdoms
Can anything unite them?
Dragons love nachos.
- Presentation: 6
- Assembly: 4
- Uniqueness: 2
- Value: 10
- Taste: 7
- Overall: 5.8
Horsham Pub
1144 Horsham Road
Ambler, PA 19002
(267) 387-6702
Nacho Bar
Ingredients: Corn Tortilla Chips with Multed Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Black Olives and Jalapenos
Price: $79.00 (Serves up to 25 people).
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| Pot of cheese at the end of the nacho rainbow. |
Legend has it that
a Nacho King will rise from
a vast pot of cheese. |
| Before. |
Birthday party number one?
What about nachos?
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| After |
- Presentation: 4 (I'm kinda into that pot of cheese though.)
- Assembly: 8 (do it yourself. I needed more time and had to think of the children.)
- Uniqueness: 2 (ingredients were typical. Do it yourself is atypical).
- Value: 10 (free to me is always a 10. I got $3.16 worth for sure.)
- Taste: 4 (the whole was not greater than the sum of the parts.)
- Overall: 5.6
Bucks County Food Truck Festival
Cherokee Day Camp
Bensalem, PA 19020
Pork Nachos via
Mary of the Queen Pork Food Truck
Ingredients: I'm going to take a stab at this and say "Tostito Chips, Nacho Cheese, BBQ Pork"
Price: $10.00
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| It's like they knew I was coming. |
Summertime is here.
Go outside with friends and eat
More nachos of course!
Pork, chili, chicken
I can't pick just one for now
Why do people stare?
- Presentation: 3
- Assembly: 5
- Uniqueness: 4
- Value: 3
- Taste: 7
- Overall: 4.4
