Sunday, July 31, 2011

AMC Neshaminy 24


AMC Neshaminy 24
3900 Rockhill Dr
Bensalem, PA 19120
(215) 396-8050










Movie Nachos


Since there isn't an exact description on the AMC food board menu that could make these nachos sound any less generic, here is some info you wish you didn't know:

Calories 1108 Sodium 1720 mg
Total Fat 59 g Potassium 40 mg
Saturated 19 g Total Carbs 132 g
Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 8 g
Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 1 g
Trans 0 g Protein 25 g
Cholesterol 58 mg

Vitamin A 0% Calcium 280%
Vitamin C 0% Iron 0%

Price: $7.00. Then darkness...


So, Frito Lay teamed up with AMC to bring you this delicious movie theater nacho experience at a very reasonable price (italic font = too much sarcasm) . Even though these nachos are the most overly simplistic, mass produced and tasteless foodstuff you can ever imagine overpaying for, I feel compelled to order them every single time I go see a shitty movie about super heroes, fast cars, or anything starring Nicolas Cage (preferably a combination of all three).

This box-o-nachos has to be laced with some sort of amnesia-inducing agent which is the only sensible reason for me to order them on a regular basis. Perhaps the inordinate amount of salt is actually a sodium chloride conspiracy conducted by a shadowy government agency with the intention of fattening up the American populace to make us more more obedient, less perceptive, and perpetuate the pharmaceutical industry? Okay, maybe my mom was right and I do go to the movies a little too often. Therefore, I will concede that it is more likely that any living organism ingesting this volume of salt in one sitting simply destroys all brain cells related to long term memory (when being ingested within a running time of 90 minutes or less, of course).

  • Presentation: 2
  • Assembly: 3
  • Uniqueness: 1
  • Value: 1
  • Taste: 2
  • Overall: 1.8

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