931 Stony Hill Rd
Yardley, PA 19067
(215) 968-1670
Nachos
Homemade Chili & Cheese
Price: $6.50
Pumpkin picking and haunted hayrides. Animal races complete with pigs named "Kevin Bacon" and "Lindsay Lo-ham". Corn mazes and monster trucks. Stroller parking lots. Random stacks of hay. Lost children. Lost fathers. Fathers pretending to be lost. Kettle corn made offsite to mimic fresh kettle corn made onsite. Pony rides and piles of shit. Glitter tattoo kiosks. A not-so haunted house. The "World Famous" pumpkin tree. False smiles and broken dreams. Bouncy castles not made for adults. Overpriced foodstuff. Theses are the things that make up the
The line of the damned.
So, obviously I made a terrible mistake believing these nachos would soothe my tattered soul. There really isn't much to say that already hasn't been vehemently slurred by a homeless man before. They were boring, overpriced, and took 15 to cobble together. Plus, I don't think "homemade chili" means what they think it means. Unless they think it means "borderline expired lukewarm Hormel canned chili." Then yes, they would be correct.
- Presentation: 2
- Assembly: 3
- Uniqueness: 2
- Value: 3
- Taste: 3
- Overall: 2.6
